White Collar Gambling
White Collar Gambling by tyson daye February 24, 2018
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White Collar Steroids
When someone at work has an artificial and unfair advantage over their peers, due to their parents or family being connected. This helps them get jobs, get introduced to people, invited to social events, etc...
Alex: John is really doing well at his career, he just got a killer job.
Mike: Oh, his dad got him that job, donated $25k also to the company's charity.
Alex: Ah, White Collar Steroids. I should have known. John is an idiot.
Mike: Oh, his dad got him that job, donated $25k also to the company's charity.
Alex: Ah, White Collar Steroids. I should have known. John is an idiot.
White Collar Steroids by Mike109999 August 1, 2020
White Collar Bledsoe
When you go on mat leave or LTD, and are replaced by a younger, more competent person, and let go upon (or before) your return.
HR: I’m sorry, Ms. Washington, we have to terminate your employment for WCB reasons.
MS. Washington: You can't White Collar Bledsoe me, I have people skills and make muffins for birthdays!
MS. Washington: You can't White Collar Bledsoe me, I have people skills and make muffins for birthdays!
White Collar Bledsoe by Mike109999 September 9, 2022
White Collar Survival Kit
White Collar Survival Kit by Rigoulot May 14, 2011
white collar wasted
"White collar wasted" is getting wasted after work while still in business casual/formal. The more hours that pass after work, the better.
By 10 pm it becomes apparent to onlookers that you either are too drunk to go home and change, too lazy, or you are a douche. But you don't give a damn. You are white collar wasted.
Be respectful of those around you and loosen that tie.
By 10 pm it becomes apparent to onlookers that you either are too drunk to go home and change, too lazy, or you are a douche. But you don't give a damn. You are white collar wasted.
Be respectful of those around you and loosen that tie.
Office coworker/recent college graduate: "Hey man, what are you doing after you go home from work today."
You: "I'm not going home; I'm getting white collar wasted."
Northwestern Mutual sales douche 1: "My hair is gelled, my face is bronzed up, I got juiced at the gym this morning, I'm wearing a suit, and it's 6 pm at the office on a Friday. What do I do now?"
Identical looking Northwestern Mutual sales douche #2: "Don't you dare loosen that tie. Let's get white collar wasted and hit on college bitches."
You: "I'm not going home; I'm getting white collar wasted."
Northwestern Mutual sales douche 1: "My hair is gelled, my face is bronzed up, I got juiced at the gym this morning, I'm wearing a suit, and it's 6 pm at the office on a Friday. What do I do now?"
Identical looking Northwestern Mutual sales douche #2: "Don't you dare loosen that tie. Let's get white collar wasted and hit on college bitches."
white collar wasted by gclax333 October 13, 2012
White collar butt fucking
Office workers in the middle or upper class that butt fuck while constantly circling in a revolving door.
Josh and Billy are walking in the same section of a revolving door and keep going around in circles. They are also butt fucking at the same time.
Josh and Billy enjoy an early morning white collar butt fucking.
Josh and Billy enjoy an early morning white collar butt fucking.
White collar butt fucking by Trahsy McTrash March 9, 2011
White-collar hustling
The act of engaging in money-making schemes that while primitive and archaic in process, motive, and execution are backed by professional credentials and legitimate products
I just got my Wilcox County insurance leads today...time to hit the road and do some white-collar hustling.
White-collar hustling by Jaybone69 September 16, 2014