Ghost Whipping Retards 

Chastising or yelling at a drunk or otherwise stupid person for unacceptable behavior.

When that drunk fuck pissed in the sink, the bouncer yelled at him for like ten minutes after throwing him out. That bouncer really gets off on Ghost Whipping Retards....

Ghost Whipping Retards by Buck Futt February 23, 2010

whipping poor rick 

masturbate,jacking off,slacking off,shirking duties

He's out in the back whipping poor rick 2.Will you two stop whipping poor rick and let's get getting something done around here. 3 ahh ha whipping poor rick again ehh?!

whipping poor rick by mikel t August 23, 2006

redneck wrapping paper 

a walmart bag, Instead of wrapping a gift in traditional wrapping paper you just give it to the person in the bag that it was bought in.

Sorry for the redneck wrapping paper, I just picked it up on my way here(bullshit).

redneck wrapping paper by Keyzer Soze November 20, 2009

Fetty Wapping

The state in which one is so drunk that they have to close one eye in order to see straight, therefore resembling the artist Fetty Wap.

That bitch is so drunk she's fetty wapping

Fetty Wapping by AwhFuckYeah September 5, 2015

wrapping presents 

A phrase used by a person who is masturbating to a magazine when someone knocks on the door. Popularized by Master Shake in an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

*knock*

"Don't come in, I'm wrapping presents!"

wrapping presents by sanfud n sun April 30, 2006

whippington 

A noun frequently used in the place of "whip" to refer to a car of any make or model.

"I Was On 4 5th In The Whippington, Ears Neck And Wrist Was Glistenin Eyes Low Like I Blow The Piffington Girls Talk Slick But They Whisperin" Young B, Chicken Noodle Soup

whippington by Fly McSky January 27, 2010

whipping a pile of horse bones 

The phrase "whipping a dead horse" means to attempt to revive a moot point or issue. "Whipping a pile of horse bones" means to keep making futile and pointless attempts to revive interest in something that no one has cared about for so long its rotted away into a skeleton of its former self.

AKA: The Simpsons

Seasons 1 through 6 were the best. By season 8, FOX and Matt Groening were whipping a dead horse. Which means for the last 10 seasons they have been whipping a pile of horse bones.

whipping a pile of horse bones by weasel1969 October 9, 2008