Whacker

Noun: Whack-er

1. A wanna-be hacker...A person who claims to have "god-like" or "Hacker" computer skills without actually possessing the abilities.

2. Someone who uses hacker toolkits with no real hacking knowledge.

George is a whacker. He tried to "hack" work when he got fired, but he got busted by the cops because he did it all from his home computer without hiding his IP address.

Whackers are easily spotted because they often misquote technical facts from television shows like CSI and NCIC and make unfounded claims about their ability to use NMAP.

The Internet has spawned an entire group of whackers... users with little computer education and open access to hacker-grade toolkits. Imagine this group of whackers as a group of children playing with guns... it's only a matter of time before someone gets shot.

Whacker by [502] KanocAnoc March 18, 2010

whacker

The completely understandable definition for the rap, r&b, and hip hop being made today in the mainstream. Creation of this word inspired by afroman's song whack rappers, it demonstrates that most new age rappers are "whack".

Nas is in the video with Kelis
Jay-z's in the video with Beyonce
both of these rappers (whackers) are whack (Rap)

whacker by Hippiefish July 13, 2006

whacker

The whitest wigger you've ever seen. It's a combinating wigger and cracker, therefore it is whiter than a wigger butt not quite as white as a cracker. Often used to descirbe albinos that act black.

(Rappin)

I have no pigment,
I need sunscreen,
I am albino,
I am a whacker,
Peace out homies,
east side. what. what.

whacker by LilLeroy July 10, 2005

Whacker

A low class person from Cork, Ireland. Typically, they have bad skin and attempt to drive cheap modified cars. Absolutely useless people.

Let's not go in there Dorothy. Probably full of whackers.

Whacker by Cork whacker August 1, 2017

Whacker

A person who is capable of hacking and whacking at the same time.

A whacker can hack and whack your account.

Whacker by Oxidata September 11, 2020

Whacker

A person who is a first responder, or wishes they could become one, who has to act as if it is their god given duty to make everyone aware as to what they do. A whacker will have the most lights, the newest gear, the most tools, and post the most on social media just to say they have it. Whackers are often made fun of by other first responders due to their self centered demeanor.

"Have you played that Firefighting Simulator (Into the Flames) yet?" "No Cory, stupid whacker"
Cory makes a game solely based upon a firefighting for his own benefit to say he made a game based upon his job.

Whacker by OnyxAsylum September 1, 2022

Whacker

A person who owns a decommissioned police vehicle and makes it look like a in service police vehicle, Most commonly with black and white paint schemes with no logos.

Hey John look at the Crown Vic it’s got a light bar and everything what a whacker.

Whacker by Hocopocoloco December 5, 2022