dirty vasquez 

leaving a skid mark on a white sofa while having sex in a "backward cowboy" position.

I left a "dirty vasquez" on the sofa while I had sex with Amy.

dirty vasquez by El Pepino March 21, 2005

Jhonen Vasquez 

Quite possibly the best being in the Universe.

Created JTHM, I Feel Sick, Squee!, the BAC, Everything Can Be Beaten, and Invader Zim. Although IZ was a team effort over at Nick, Jhonen was responsible for the idea.

His hillarity is often confused with Roman Dirge and his work, which is similar but in my opinion, not as funny. And that guy was right, The Cat With the Really Big Head was written by Roman Dirge.

Jhonen Vasquez is the funniest man alive.

Jhonen Vasquez by Nick Lyden October 8, 2003

Jhonen Vasquez 

A very talented artist.

I'll even excuse Bad Art Collection.

Oh, and kiddies? This isn't a message board.

Jhonen Vasquez is one of my favorite living artists.

Jhonen Vasquez by Boochies August 27, 2003

Jhonen Vasquez 

Possibly one of the funniest men ever to walk the planet. He is behind the television show known as Invader Zim.

Nickelodian is full of jerks. I mean, they cancelled Invader Zim!

Jhonen Vasquez by Lieutenant Tarpit May 24, 2004

Jhonen Vasquez 

Jhonen Vasquez is the creative genius behind these works:

1. Invader Zim, a cancelled cartoon about an evil alein on nickelodeon.

2. Jhonny the Homicidal Maniac, self explainitory.

3. I feel sick, a book about a girl.

4. Filler bunny.

5. Bad Art Collection, or BAC.

6. Everything can be Beaten.

Jhonen Vasquez by linzoy August 9, 2003

Jhonen Vasquez 

Jhonen didn't create the Cat with the Really Big Head; that was Roman Dirge, you idiot.

Don't write stuff if you don't know what the fuck you're talking about

Jhonen Vasquez by Bob June 17, 2003

Jhonen Vasquez 

A comic book artist (whose works include Invader Zim and JTHM) who now spends his days sobbing into his pillow, too scared to venture outside as he might get raped by ugly fans.

He now centers his energies making a comic centering on (LOL, GET THIS GUYS) wuv.

He has a penchant for lolis and Snickers.

Jhonen Vasquez enjoys the finer things in life, such as burying himself into the dirty laundry and eating Slim Jim wrappers.

Jhonen Vasquez by Delicious RON October 9, 2006