using the backdoor
To penetrate the anus of a human being or some other animal if you're into the whole bestiality thing.
using the backdoor by Elvis's Sideburns May 22, 2015
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UsInG wEiRd CaPiTaLiZaTiOn
UsEd WhEn SoMeOnE iS eXtReMeLy BoReD , eXcItEd, Or JuSt WaNtS tO bE aN aNnOyAnCe To AlL lIvInG hUmAnS.
like me.
like me.
using weird capitalization ExAmPleS
VSCO #1: omagawsh did you hear about the new HyDrOfLaSkS?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?
Random normal kid: What? What is a HyDrOfLaSk it sounds super DuMb.
VSCO #2: Dude, you're UgLy
Random normal kids: OoOoOf that HuRt
VSCO #1: omagawsh did you hear about the new HyDrOfLaSkS?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?
Random normal kid: What? What is a HyDrOfLaSk it sounds super DuMb.
VSCO #2: Dude, you're UgLy
Random normal kids: OoOoOf that HuRt
UsInG wEiRd CaPiTaLiZaTiOn by Silent_butt_deadly October 16, 2019
Using too much toilet paper
When you have to shit and the person before you was using too much toilet paper so you have to go through your house naked to get toilet paper (or ask a family member to walk in the bathroom and give you toilet paper)
Using too much toilet paper by Ariel Aries March 12, 2021
Using pudding for frosting
One of the cruelest and diabolical examples of gaslighting a parent can delude their child into believing is a real “thing”. IT IS NOT.
The equivalent of committing a mortal sin in the realm of the baking world by replacing icing (which is a creation and gift from God) with pudding (which is the Devil’s toe jam mixed with under boob sweat)- and doubling down on that transgression by convincing young children that doing so is acceptable and a viable alternative.
A baking ‘hack’ used by moms who were too lazy to use the correct icing/ topping on baked goods, or moms who ate all of the frosting off of baked goods and replaced the good stuff with far inferior and ethically reprehensible pudding as a way to cover their gluttonous tracks.
The equivalent of committing a mortal sin in the realm of the baking world by replacing icing (which is a creation and gift from God) with pudding (which is the Devil’s toe jam mixed with under boob sweat)- and doubling down on that transgression by convincing young children that doing so is acceptable and a viable alternative.
A baking ‘hack’ used by moms who were too lazy to use the correct icing/ topping on baked goods, or moms who ate all of the frosting off of baked goods and replaced the good stuff with far inferior and ethically reprehensible pudding as a way to cover their gluttonous tracks.
Although brilliant in every other way, Kevin insisting that using pudding for frosting is acceptable is his way of protecting his inner gaslighted self.
No way Kevin actually believes that pudding instead of frosting is a real “thing”?!?
Using pudding instead of frosting has been scientifically proven to contribute to global warming, El Niño, and psychological dermatitis.
No way Kevin actually believes that pudding instead of frosting is a real “thing”?!?
Using pudding instead of frosting has been scientifically proven to contribute to global warming, El Niño, and psychological dermatitis.
Using pudding for frosting by Ultimate Authority May 29, 2021
"Using The Bathroom"
the phrase you say when you're staying over someone's house for an extended period of time and you havn't masturbated in a while. So you go to the bathroom, lock the door. and masturbate.
Some users may say they're going to "Take A Shower" and get in the shower solely to pleasure themselves.
Some users may say they're going to "Take A Shower" and get in the shower solely to pleasure themselves.
i was over my cousins house for a month, and every couple of days i'd be "using the bathroom" or go "take a shower" and relieve myself.
"Using The Bathroom" by Brandon Fur Teh Lulz February 14, 2009
using the soap dispenser
Similar to "feeding the pony", it's the action involved when you're finger-banging some lucky 'gal...
guys chatting on the bus home, post-coital
"Soooo man, I saw you making out with that swamp donkey, I hope you bagged it before dunkin' it"
"You serious, I wouldn't touch THAT with my thang. Just resorted to using the soap dispenser on her instead, to deal with the awkwardness. She was a "two pumps, followed by a foamy blast" kinda dispenser"
"DUUUUUDE!"
"Soooo man, I saw you making out with that swamp donkey, I hope you bagged it before dunkin' it"
"You serious, I wouldn't touch THAT with my thang. Just resorted to using the soap dispenser on her instead, to deal with the awkwardness. She was a "two pumps, followed by a foamy blast" kinda dispenser"
"DUUUUUDE!"
using the soap dispenser by Poppa Stuey June 25, 2014
Using a Different Name
When conducting sexual relations and not wanting to wrap it, use a different name allows you to not pull out and not worry about it nine months later. If she don't know you, you're in the clear. The best method of birth control
I totally hooked up with that fat chick and blew my load. Thank god I was using a different name so she won't know my real name.
Using a Different Name by The D!! February 28, 2010