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the unsolicited 

The unwanted/unexpected insertion of a finger into someone else's butthole. This may be attempted on an unsuspecting person regardless of their state of dress. The aim is to attempt to stick one's digit as far as possible into another's butthole before they have time to clench/react.
I bent over to pick up the remote and she slipped me the unsolicited. Ye-ouch!
the unsolicited by tinogrrl January 15, 2011

National Unsolicited Dick Pic Day 

National Unsolicited Dick pic day takes place August 29th of every year. It’s a holiday in which men take photos of their penis and send them to women without regards for their feelings.
Guy 1: Hey man did you hear that today is National Unsolicited Dick pic day?
Guy 2: today? I thought it was yesterday. I sent Joanna a picture with flash and she didn’t respond.

Guy 1: yesterday? Dude that’s so culturally insensitive.

Unsolicititties 

A picture of breasts that you did not ask for.
I got some unsolicititties today when this chick randomly texted me a pic of her boobs.