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Sorry you must pay $29.99 for the definition expansion pack.
Guy 1: Damn Ubisoft stole my money again.
Guy 2: What expansion did you buy this time?
Ubisoft by megga fagg0t November 24, 2018
Ubishit, the definiton of Ubisofts servers which are btw fucking trash.

The servers suck, if you've ever played Rainbow Six Siege, you know the feeling. It fucking sucks, let's be honset.
"Hey mate, wanna play some Rainbow?"

"Sure, i'm going to invite."

"Mate, are you online?"

"Yeah, are you?"

"Yeah, i can't see you're online?"

"Fucking ubishit, man..."
Ubishit by Odinovic April 20, 2020
a shitty and non-toxic game development group
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Goddamn Ubisoft, you can fuck me in the ass
Ubisoft by OfficialGya October 14, 2018

Ubisoft-Swap 

When a company (or really anybody) does a Massive Bait-and-Switch where they show you something that Looks amazing with great graphics and features, and then you buy it, thinking it would be like that, and the product was Downgraded, streamlined, and is Nothing like they promised upon release. Fallout 76 is a great example, as well as Watchdogs and Many Ubisoft titles with graphics-downgrade scandals. Thus, the Ubisoft-Swap is when a product that was shown to you is significantly changed, most often Reduced in quality the day they sell it to you.
Gamer 1: "dude did you see that Watchdogs E3 demo with all the amazing weather and lighting effects? That looks amazing!"
Gamer 2: "That's an Ubisoft-Swap man. There's no way it will look like that and don't buy it before you compare it."
Release: See Gamer 2 response.

FO76: "It will have all New weather, lighting, and landscape Technology."
Release: "Well, we didn't 'lie.' it is all New, right? It's a New game, so we didn't 'lie' to you."
Sane Gamers (99%): "Are you serious? We were Betrayed and Ubisoft-Swapped!"

Anthem E3 Demo: "WOAH! This looks amazing! amazing weather, graphics, guns, gameplay, So Many things that are like Cool!!"
Release: "WTH is this? I've been Ubisoft-Swapped!"
Ubisoft-Swap by MCPKG October 25, 2019
When the creators of Ubisoft got together before its creation for an orgy and discovered a man couldn't get hard/erect.
"Damn Gerard Ubisoft" (You-Be-Soft)
Ubisoft by Erections-Are-Us February 20, 2017
A slang term used to describe the company "Ubisoft" for being bad at making PC Ports and failures in many of their games. They are mostly used to refer as a way to make fun of Ubisoft.
Wow ubisoft removed Kinect support from Just Dance!
Wow they are such Ubisluts!
Ubislut by kaacper June 29, 2023