Twatwaffle 

A very annoying, slightly insane, and desperate older woman, typically divorced, throwing herself at anyone willing to give her the smallest bit of attention. Usually dresses slutty and inappropriately for her age.

Holy shit, Lindsey is such a twatwaffle, she will do anyone after one glass of gin.

Be careful of that twatwaffle, she will plan a future with you after just one lunch!

Twatwaffle by snackysnack November 7, 2023

twatwaffle 

Complete idiot. Dipshit, assrod. You get the idea.

Bush voters are such twatwaffles..

twatwaffle by Miikro June 14, 2004

twatwaffle 

occurs when a woman wears tight jeans without underwear and the hard seams painfully mash themselves into her undercarriage, leaving an angry red waffle-like pattern.

When Jerri first heard of what getting a twatwaffle was, things just got real for her.

twatwaffle by Moggraider May 16, 2008

twatwaffle 

adj. a term to describe a girl at work who appears to be sweet but often settles disputes via bitchy e-mails and beleives that she is superior to her coworkers

"Dude, did you see that e-mail Candy sent out yesterday about the timesheets?"

"Yeah, that girl is such a little twatwaffle."

twatwaffle by Mermaidface December 27, 2008

twatwaffler

A man who tears a woman's pussy up when having sex.

Janet's vagina has never been the same after that twatwaffler got done with it.

twatwaffler by DJ Jew-C August 8, 2007

Bitch Cunt Twatwaffle 

I Love You, for men to say to other men without being all gay

Hey man, Bitch Cunt Twatwaffle

Bitch Cunt Twatwaffle by socrates786 May 13, 2009

twatwaffle 

Twatwaffle-
1.) An annoying short person (hobbit)
2.) To be a wimp ( Don't be a twatwaffle Chris)
3.) Used to call someone a homosexual ( Nice skinny jeans twatwaffle)
4.) Used for someone being a douchebag ( Dude, stop making fun of him you're being a twatwaffle)
5.) Someone who ruins something for everyone ( Messing up someone's fun)

That woman i met was being such a twatwaffle i just didnt have the heart to tell her.....

twatwaffle by Kyle&Chris&Alberto September 22, 2010