Bacon Torpedo

The best innuendo for a dick... ever. Used by thrash metal band Motörhead in their 1987 hit "Eat The Rich" off of the "Rock And Roll" album.

Did I mention that it's the single greatest innuendo for a dick EVER!?!?

What's for breakfast?
Two eggs and a bacon torpedo!!!

Bacon Torpedo by REDWHITEnCrue25 April 14, 2006

redneck Tupperware 

Plastic tubs of Cool-Whip, butter spread or similar reused as for food storage.

Lurline had shelves of redneck tupperware yellowed by her home-made spaghetti sauce cooling in the old Norge out back...

redneck Tupperware by Olive Thomas May 31, 2006

torpedo tits 

A pair of breasts that are the perfect combination of bulbous and pointy. On bulbous breasts, the nipples/aereolae often don't appear prominent, laying relatively concentric on the roundness of the breast. On pointy breasts, the nipples/aereolae are prominent to an extreme such that the breasts appear cone-like. Torpedo tits, however, combine these two types; being very full with nipples/aereolae that jut forward with a parabolic curvature, in an inviting fashion, akin to the rounded point of the nose of a submarine torpedo. Most people find them to be the most attractive of all tits.

Tracy Lords, Samantha Fox and Mandy Dee have all been noted as having perfect torpedo tits!

torpedo tits by BCDixon71 July 17, 2021

Tupperwhore 

A synonym for wordairtightword. The name for a woman who enjoys being airtight.

Sally is such a Tupperwhore; she's fixin hard for the three of us to make her airtight.

Tupperwhore by Ryan August 13, 2003

Terpees 

Herpes acquired from a Tinder date.

Rob it was the best date ever and things happened super fast. But a month later I look down and my pee bird is covered in terpees. Stupid Tinder hoes.

Terpees by Rex Holes November 30, 2014

Meat Torpedo 

The male genitalia. Think about it.

My girl friend wakes me up early at least three times a week by just tugging on my meat torpedo.

Meat Torpedo by JimmyEatBalz May 22, 2009

Turdpedo 

When one defecates in the bathtub, then runs around in circles, creating a current that causes the turdpedos to follow after the person like a torpedo.

Guy 1: Dude, what the hell is that in the tub?!?!

Guy 2: That's a turdpedo!!!

Guy 1: RUN!!!!!

Guy 2: Oh no, they're chasing me!!!

Turdpedo by Poopyhead555 August 5, 2009