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stink tunnel 

(n) a woman's sweaty butthole after a nice long jog.
That girl is so hot I want to suck on her stink tunnel.
stink tunnel by WKid May 21, 2006

Tunnel Funnel 

The act of inserting a funnel into ones anus, whilst shitting through it into another persons mouth, straining the nutrients and waterier contents of the shit. Variations may involve the addition of a liquid such as urine for easier consumption.
Person 1: Fuck dude, I'm feeling so queazy right now, I think my shitters gonna blow.
Person 2: Well don't just waste it in your undies dude, want to do a Tunnel Funnel?
Person 1: I'm down for a good old Tunnel Funnel. Thanks man, your the best older brother ever.
Tunnel Funnel by ErectEnigma July 27, 2020

Truffle Tunnel 

The man bent over and spread his cheeks, for his wife to peg his Truffle Tunnel.

Beerpal-tunnel syndrome 

a medical condition that affects your dominant drinking arm
He's drinking with his left hand because his right arm has beerpal-tunnel syndrome

reality tunnel 

a myopic system of thoughts laid down by past experience, shaped by parents, culture, society, institutions, conditioning and any other re-imprinting techniques one discovers - to guide the human biosystem through his/her environment.
most people seem to go through their reality tunnel without ever questioning what is outside it and who built it, and what other choices there are as far as models/contructs go.
reality tunnel by nocturnal February 8, 2007

Tunnel Ass 

(noun) an asshole whomst diameter is 10x the size of the standard human asshole, usually via anal sex from another man; potentially sodomization
“Craig! Can you believe that Clayton got pegged by Jessica Ghobrial!”
“What?!? No way!! I don’t believe it!”
“Yeah! He’s a total tunnel ass now!”
Tunnel Ass by TonyHaver August 28, 2020