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Torkington 

A rare type of ampethamine known to induce vivid fabrications of liasons with sheep; more commonly used as a verb to rape and molest someone
Walker: "Is that your field over there?"
Farmer: "Ay, the best breed of sheep in wales walk that grass."
Walker: "I think you've got yourself a Torkington."
Sheep: "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH."
Torkington by Nerd. December 31, 2007
Sex dressed as a kittie whilst engaging in the graceful act of enchilada frisbee.

Often involves saucers of milk.

A favourite foreplay pastime of furries.
Example: Dawn wanted to do some torting but Sidge was more interested in scratching furniture.
Torting by minasidge September 18, 2013
I'm tworking all day long.
I twork 5 days a week.
Tworking by Sparky1492 November 29, 2016

tonking  

(taun'kin)
n.

1. to beat an opponent clinically
Everton FC gave Sunderland a facking tonking this weekend.
tonking by Lank Boy December 26, 2007
The act of a male giving a deep tissue massage to another male un-expectingly. The male giving the massage then asks how the other male's day is going, small talk, etc. The massaged male then utters a series of grunts and moans.
Dude, look at Ed toring Richard. What a big gay!
Toring by rabbitpuncher April 8, 2011
a combination of the words trolling and joking used whenever an individual makes a remark they don’t genuinely mean
Friend: that freshman kinda bad
Me: bro wtf
Friend: I’m troking
Troking by gRIZZly_bear19 February 21, 2023