toasted

to toast. to insult. commonly said after a yo-mamma joke is performed.

Person A (To person B): "I heard your mom likes other women."
Person C (To person B): "Oo. Toasted."

by BallerinaLuver69 October 6, 2009

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to be drunken to the point at which you can no longer function

Uncle Scott got so toasted at the game and almost got arrested for peeing in public

by missing_zomes February 9, 2019

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Toasted

by BryannaKJO January 20, 2015

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Toasted is a more lamer version of roasted.

"Man you just got toasted!"

by Bman111 December 1, 2016

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by bdballer September 30, 2003

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(slightly) tipsy. Not drunk and not intoxicated enough to be considered drunk or wasted... just a little .... not sober and not drunk

"I just wanna go get toasted" "I had a shitty day today... wanna go get toasted?"

by Ovrit January 5, 2009

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Waking up in the morning with an erection. Refering to toast popping up from a toaster.

Ex 1. "Man, I'm toasted!"
Ex 2. "I woke up toasted today"
Ex 3. "Get off my toast, man!"

by WigsTheBunter January 27, 2009

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