Raving to Jesus 

A condition usually applied to houses in the Christmas time that are completely covered in flashing lights and a Nativity scene. A house will only be raving to Jesus if the lights are flashing and a Nativity scene is present.

I couldn't sleep last winter, the house across the street was raving to Jesus.

Raving to Jesus by arcu December 5, 2010

Jacking It to Jesus

The higher your hair is, the closer you are to the Lord.

If the Pagent Princess wants to win the crown, she has to make sure her stylist is Jacking It to Jesus during hair and make-up.

Jacking It to Jesus by MrsMissa January 1, 2012

went heels to Jesus 

to wallpaper the closet, to put Percy in the play pan, to lay some pipe, to swing the axe

- The last time I laid some pipe?
- You know, wallpapered the closet, went heels to Jesus?
- You mean make love?
- Nah, just sex!

went heels to Jesus by Zombieland2009 February 3, 2010

sending it home to jesus 

The killing of any small rodent by inserting it into your anus, therefor sending it home to Jesus.

Joffrey got tired of his wife's hampster, so now he's sending it home to Jesus

sending it home to jesus by jnutt1985 March 27, 2010

feet to jesus 

having sex with a woman, a sexual referance.

Fucking a woman while her feet are point towards the sky

Corey:did u have sex with your girl yet
ME:hell yeah i put her feet to jesus

feet to jesus by themjc96 January 4, 2012

i will send u to jesus 

ur fucked basically

"Come here, I will send u to jesus!!"

i will send u to jesus by urbangamerboy8080 November 22, 2021

Give it to Jesus 

When things in life get out of control, you have to decide what stresses are not worth worrying about.

Dude that's too bad your 401k just tanked on the stock market. But there's nothing you do about it so Give it to Jesus.

Give it to Jesus by PPink February 20, 2009