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National titt grab day

It's the same as the National ass grab day but for titties this day at 13th of April
Jason: Man you know the girl I'm crushing on?
Jack: the one with big damn tiddies?

Jason: yeah i grabbed them today it's national titt grab day
Jack: bruhh

professional titty grabber 

One who indiscreetly and publically grabs female, or male, tits. Payment to the titty grabber can anything from an angry hand slap to a knee to the testicles. NOTE: The only case by which payment will not be painful is if the titty grabber is female and knows the titty grab-ee.

Victims of professional titty grabbers can often be inclined to sue, or even get something known as a "restraining order". But don't worry titty grabbers, for there are many other tits in the sea of cleavage.
DUDE1: *Pained look on face; hunched over in pain*
DUDE2: DUDE! What happened??!!?!?
DUDE1: Amanda gave me the payment for that titty grab i gave her.
DUDE2: Awww, no worries man, they'll grow back. Get back on the horse! Keep on truckin! There aren't enough professional titty grabbers as it is!!!

Grab titti day 

On the 3 of November it is grab titty day.
All the boys and girls can grab each other’s boobs. No boys or girls can complain.
Grab titti day by BigBeefRicky69 November 2, 2019

National grab Tittys day 

On October 14, you can go to someone and grab, touch, and poke their tits. Make sure to grab both for a double surprise
“WTF ARE YOU DOING?!”
“What it’s National Grab Tittys day
“Oh, then go right ahead then”

National grab a tittty days

Grab a titty days
Feb 1-29
Yo its national grab a tittty days

Tittygram 

When someone gives you a message, like a telegram, only the message is on the titties of a hot bitch!
Example 1:

Black Guy 1: Yo, Dog. My girl got me a tittygram sayin', "I'm breakin' up wit u!"

Black Guy 2: Shit, man.

Black Guy 1: Yah, but dat girl was fiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

Example 2:

White Guy 1: Bob, I got a tittygram!

Bob: A what?

White Guy 1: A tittygram, Bob, they're all the rage right now.

Bob: Hey? Why am I in this example? I'm not white, I only have a white name!
Tittygram by Biggie MacDonald November 13, 2010