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The Teeter Totter 

When 3 men or a sissy have 2 of the men facing one in the middle and the one in the middle with his back up gets rocked back and fourth on both men's penis.
I'm so horny rn I'm about to The Teeter Totter on that bussy dawg.

I am not the sum total of my search queries 

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.
Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.

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The seven dwarfs Tottie 

This is a sexual act where a group of dwarfs gangbang a female called Snow White while trying to shove footballs up her arse
The seven dwarfs Tottie defined as After the football match we had a few pints in the pub & met a bird and she invite us back for “The seven dwarf Tottie “

The Devil’s Totem 

The act of taking an unholy shit whilst standing in a sinful manner. An example of such a stance is on a 90 degree angle and your torso on a 165 degree angle, to ‘pop your ass out’ to not Become contaminated by the shit. Include a tongue sticking out.
James “Dude, are you standing while shitting?!”
Calvin “Yeah man, it’s the devil’s totem”
The Devil’s Totem by Bahdoh January 5, 2022