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The Stoned Ranger 

1 teaspoon butter and 1 teaspoon of weed finely grounded in a cup. Pour 1 cup of boiling milk into the cup and stir. Let sit, covered, for 20 minutes then reheat in microwave. Pour 2 shots of whiskey into cup and stir to complete the drink.
"Dude do you remember last night?"
"Not after The Stoned Ranger!"
The Stoned Ranger by Beanbah123 October 10, 2015

The White Ranger 

When you cum into the air and it flies back onto your dick. Then you take your cum covered dick and slap it on a girl's face. Lastly, turn around (like how a power ranger does with explosions in the back) and hear the girl scream.
Brennan: Ayyyyy lmao

Sam: I did it to Kelsey
Brennan: Did what?
Sam: The White Ranger
Brennan: I wish my sister would let me do that to her

The Lone Ranger 

While having sex and nearing an orgasm, you make your partner leave the room, finish yourself off and scream "Hi Ho Silver! Away!"
I made a plate of Pizza Rolls after I pulled the Lone Ranger on my girl last night.
The Lone Ranger by theloneranger69 October 14, 2011

The Richmond Rinser 

The act of consuming copious amounts of water till your bladder is ready to burst, then inserting your penis into an anus and filling it with urine. Step back and have the partner fart the piss cocktail into your mouth as you eat their ass.

Invented by Doug Wayne & Whiteowl on 5/30/2023 at the Surry NPS spring outage.
"Spread those cheeks, don't be mean! Turn my face into a dirty lateine! Now churn that anal cleanser, it's time to run that Richmond Rinser!"

~The Richmond Rinser

The Oil Rigger 

When your standing up while a girl sucks on your balls and you are jacking-off. You blow your load straight up and it looks like an oil well erupting, landing all over her face and oiling her hair.
Hey man, Jackie let me give her The Oil Rigger last night, I blew my load like a Kuwaiti oil well..SLUTS!
The Oil Rigger by Von Meek January 25, 2009

The Lone Ranger 

When you're doing a girl doggy style, you make glasses with your hands upside down for 30 seconds, if you don't get caught you call a friend and say "The Lone Ranger rides again" while still doing her doggy style.
I called my buddy John when I did the Lone Ranger to this girl last night!
The Lone Ranger by ABF3(AW) June 30, 2008