The Recession 

A common phrase used to blame the problems of a person on the current recession

I heard STDS are caused by The Recession

The Recession by not2pac July 6, 2011

Collecting the Receipts 

(v) the act in which one screenshots text conversations to use as blackmail in the future

Susan: I can’t beileve he said that? He shouldn’t get away with that

Clair: Girl he won’t. I’m collecting the receipts.

Collecting the Receipts by Claret Mcbrowb June 12, 2018

fiona the receptionist

a sexy stripper who works for a drug lord

fiona the receptionist told me that munkh is actually poor
fiona the receptionist is always busy for her master

fiona the receptionist by fiona the receptionist October 29, 2020

forgot the receipt 

This is an expression used when someone takes a dump in the public bathroom without wiping or flushing. In this context, receipt means toilet paper.

"Ew..."
"What?"
"Someone forgot the receipt!"
"That's disgusting."

forgot the receipt by Random_Wordz January 24, 2022

Got the receipts 

Having tangible evidence that something is true — whether that is a good thing or a bad thing.

Golfer 2: Wait! No way you scored a hole in one last weekend!
Golfer 1: Sure did, and I’ve GOT THE RECEIPTS. (My caddy caught on cellphone)

Got the receipts by LA-Bebo July 18, 2025

I got the receipt 

Used when a bitch catches you cheating

Dumb bitch:*catches you on FaceTime with another girl*
Dumb bitch:WHO TF IS THAT BITCH
Me:STFU IM WATCHING PORN WITH YOUR DUMB ASS
Dumb bitch: TF YOU MEAN YOU WATCHING PORN THAT BITCH WAS TALKING TO YOU
Me: ITS PORNHUB PREMIUM WITH YOUR DUMB ASS IT TALKS BACK TO YOU I GOT THE RECEIPT RIGHT HERE BITCH

I got the receipt by Babyoppie April 3, 2019

The Great Recession 

A major economic contraction which began in 2008. The Great Recession featured the collapse or nationalization of many banks and investment houses. Characterized by a torrent of panicky headlines from the bloodthirsty vultures in America's piss-yellow newsrooms, who tried their damnedest to make us all believe that this was the worst it's been "since the Great Depression."

The Great Recession was the best opportunity yet to rob the public purse in order to bail out the rich-ass hedge fund managers and their golfing buddies.

The Great Recession by rainbow coma February 6, 2009