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The Hammer of Thor

A form of Cock and Ball Torture where one is strapped naked outside during a thunderstorm and has a lightning rod inserted into the urethra. Should a bolt of lightning strike it, they achieve the power of Thor.
Simp 1: “bruh my girl is gonna give me The Hammer of Thor if it rains tonight.”
Simp 2: “don’t fucking talk to me dude.”

charles the hammer 

that pimpin' French guy who kicked muslims out of france.
he delivered an ass- kicking like charles the hammer! damn!

If Thor was human he'd use charles' hammer.

Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro 

Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro is a Rochester, NY lawyer well known for his outrageous advertising. His tag line is "I may be an SOB, but I'm your SOB." In his advertisings he angrily smashed his fist into his open hand, making the motion of a hammer. He admits that while he "cannot rip the hearts out of those who hurt you. I cannot hand you their severed heads. But I can hunt them down and settle the score."

Shapiro no longer advertises in Rochester. The community found out that he lives in Florida and has not tried a case in NY, or even lived in NY, for over 10 years.

Shapiro was sanctioned with a $1.9 million verdict for legal malpractice for a case where he settled a case for $65,000 without ever meeting with the client whose injuries from a car crash exceeded that settlement.
For an example of some of Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro's advertising Google him.

drop the hammer 

To perform an action without restraint...usually as a last resort.
That's it! I've tried to play nice with you, now you've given me no choice! It's time to drop the hammer!
drop the hammer by Kurogane7 November 25, 2010

the hammer

a slang word used for the city of Hamilton Ont.
I'm from the hammer yo
the hammer by Rory Schlarb May 13, 2006

dropping the hammer 

The act of fucking a girl really hard with brute force.
Sorry I missed your call, Joyce and I were in the bed. I was dropping the hammer.