Tell a story or otherwise behave in such a way as to make the listener of observer feel like crapping their pants.
He: It was awful, she spent an hour telling me about her boyfriend and their problems. I almost crapped myself with boredom.
She: Yeah, a couple of days ago she did the same to me; I think she enjoys off-loading her personal life on other people -- to give the brown note.
An alternative to giving the finger, giving the cock can be used in any situation giving the finger would be used in. In order to give the cock you'll need to hold out your right hand and curl your index, middle, ring and pinky finger toward your hand in an arch form without it touching the rest of your hand (the arch can be moved forward and backward to give a small to large cock), then extend your thumb over your index finger without it touching your index finger. Giving to cock can be used on anyone regardless of age or sex.