Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb 

Rob Schneider's latest comedy vehicle.

Rob Schneider derp de derp. Derp de derpity derpy derp. Until one day, the derpa derpa derpaderp. Derp de derp, da teedily dumb. From the creators of Der, and Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta Too, Rob Schneider is Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb. Rated PG-13.

Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb by Timmaw August 10, 2006

Texas Teepee 

When two or more men do a handstand naked while facing each other, using their feet to support themselves, (Preferably wearing cowboy boots) creating a human Teepee. Then receive a blow job from the same women.

When my roommate and I both wanted a blow job, but also wanted to stair into each other's eyes, we performed a Texas Teepee.

Texas Teepee by ColonelCoconut August 12, 2017

teevee 

TV spelled out phonetically. Used by morons who apparently aren't aware that TV isn't a word, it's an abbreviation for the word television.

"On your paper here, you wrote "teevee". Why did you spell it that way?"
"Herp derp isn't that how it's spelled?"
"(facepalm)...No. It's just spelled TV. The letter T, then the letter V. That's it."

teevee by GAWII September 11, 2012

teeter-titter 

This involves two people sitting on the breasts of a third person, typically a woman or large obese man. One person will sit on one breast, the other will sit on the other breast. They will then rock back and forth until one of them falls off.

Jon and Alex invited Rebecca over to play on the teeter-titter

teeter-titter by Nutzen YerMouf June 8, 2017

Summer Teehee 

Laugh of a person named Summer that sounds exactly as the word implies, if you know a Summer you know exactly what the laugh sounds like.

Dude 1 - “Dude show that meme to Summer”
Dude 2 - *Shows meme*
Summer - “Teehee”
Dude 2 - “I got the Summer Teehee”
Dude 1 - “Nice dude”

Summer Teehee by C'Dot October 26, 2018

Teegeeack 

The official name of Earth 75 million years ago, when the sinister Lord Xenu brought trillions of his people to Teegeeack and blew them to bits, leaving their spirits to haunt the planet for all time to come. Or at least that's the story from the cult of Scientology. You can pay Scientology thousands of dollars and they will drive the spirits of Xenu's victims (called "Thetans") from your body and you will reach a higher state of being. Or at least that's what they say.

Xenu put his excess population into volcanoes on Teegeeack and then blew them up with nuclear weapons.

Teegeeack by pyjujiop March 28, 2009

teetheses 

the pluralizataion of the pluralization of the word, "tooth".

"Ladies, I have somethin' for yo teetheses. Grillz."

teetheses by Ms. Jay Boog August 27, 2006