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Take a lean one 

Dude, I gotta take a lean one

Take a lettuce 

To give up and kill oneself; to intentionally consume lettuce contaminated with E. coli.

Originated when the FDA recalled lettuce in the U.S.
I'm so sick of school. Imma take a lettuce and end it all right now.
Take a lettuce by integrandpiano December 24, 2018

Take A Leek Burger 

A burger that comes with sautéed leeks
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Take A Leek Burger, you should try it!"

take a load off

To calm down by means of masturbation and ejaculation in stressful situations.
Come on John, Calm yo' tits, go home and take a load off.

take a loop 

Is taking a crap. Hey Patrick I have to drop by the house and take a loop.
Hey, give me minute I have to take a loop.
take a loop by Chasedog1 September 15, 2019

take a lip lock on my fuck stick

a sentence used for the occansional dumbass who doesnt know what a blow job means.
Matt:take a lip lock on my fuck stick
Darien: OKAY =D!!!