SWAB

Abbreviation for "Study With a Buddy". Used in class by the teacher to have students study a few minutes in preparation for a quiz or test.

Other variations: SWYS (study with your self), SWAT (Study with a teacher- used for group led sessions), and swabbing (the gerund form of the word).

"Class, SWAB for 5 minutes for the animal vocabulary quiz!"

SWAB by Beth Nichols December 13, 2008

Swab

an annoying piece of shit
a fucking loser

Please can someone send the homework. Shut the fuck up you swab.

Swab by Spaxems January 30, 2020

Swab

A person with parental tendencies who does weird shit to mice. Swabs can often be seen talking about their 3 loves: keyboards, Quesadillas, and sedating small animals, especially mice.

A: "Yo dude I just got some pet mice"
B: "Better keep them out of Jeremy's hands he's a total Swab"

Swab by QuestionableOtter July 5, 2020

SWAB

Stoner with a boner.

Don’t get mad at your SWAB.

SWAB by MarkCody January 20, 2024

swab jockey

Anyone in the U.S. Navy below the rank of Vice Admiral.

A couple of swab jockeys got drunk and fell off the fantail of their frigate last night.

swab jockey by ars64 April 15, 2006

swab macaw

a well liked sociable white boy

He's so swab macaw. I can't wait to hang out with him!

swab macaw by Tia Kell May 10, 2014

Swab Mob 

Men who aren't about to sign a birth certificate until after a DNA test!

She tells me I'm the father, but I'm a member of the Swab Mob, and I'm very comfortable waiting for the DNA test results.

Swab Mob by talk2me-JCH2 February 24, 2021