Sulking Vulture 

a young person who has pitty sex with a partner who is way too old for them.

Cyrstal Harris left Hugh Hefner because she was tired of being the sulking vulture of the relationship.

Sulking Vulture by librarystaff July 1, 2011

Sulkaholic

The condition of a person who is sulky, tends to mope around, and hangs around in bars. This person will drink until they can't feel, or simply fall asleep at the table.

Bartender: Oh man..... Jim is back.
Patron: What's wrong with Jim?
Bartender: Oh, he's a sulkaholic. He stinks up the place.

Sulkaholic by Slobber Pirate December 28, 2009

Sulky jerk 

When loneliness and desire reach a level so great you masturbate with tears as lube.

Valentines day will surely be filled with lonely men and their sulky jerks.

Sulky jerk by agreenssfan February 14, 2017

Sulkie

Word used by Irish itinerants to describe and label their horse attachment vehicle.

Would you like a ride in my sulkie

Sulkie by Mup June 8, 2018

Sulky Mulky

One who is in an constant state of "bad mood" made apparent by a perpetual frown.

"Did you see Caitlin today? What's her problem?"
- "Oh, nothing. She is just a sulky Mulky"

Sulky Mulky by the masterful clown August 6, 2006

sulkies 

a gloomy state of mind brought on by losing at Text Twist due to not finding a word that actually doesn't exist; namely, sulkies

Related to legatee

Arjun! Watch out! If you get ear-raped by another legatee, you're really going to have the sulkies!

sulkies by Arjun P. Tel January 27, 2007

Sulky Si 

The epitome of sulking by a moody guy who cant take banter

Normal guy "you're gay"
Sulky si *goes into a massive strop*

Sulky Si by banterflan April 22, 2011