stogie 

A type of cigar, with both ends cut, are cheaper to machine manufacture and so Stogies are often CHEAP. Also called a "Cheroot" from French: Cheroute taken from Tamil: curuttu/churuttu/shuruttu.

does NOT mean cigarette for all you idiots out there.

Mark Twain wouldn't smoke anything but. If it cost more than 5 cents a piece it must be foreign and not worth it.

Starbuck: A stogie would be nice.

Adama: I had feeling. It's my last one, so enjoy.

stogie by Deingeist February 22, 2009

clip a stogie 

To excrete, expel feces, chop a log, take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop a turtle in the tank. Etc.

Uh, like, I gotta go clip a stogie.

clip a stogie by jernjernigan August 18, 2009

stoogied 

To be stoned/high on marijuana

I was stoogied last night

stoogied by Wiggdon August 26, 2020

Stogged 

To not have any other choice or action to do; to not be able to do something else.
To only be able to do one specific action.

Guy 1: "The only thing you can do is walk forwards"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm stogged"

Stogged by Sarah2nin September 27, 2023

getting strogied

When you get tricked into doing or saying something considered gay by your friends. Usually done for the comedic value derived from it, often only found funny by those who actually tricked the person who got strogied themselves. It often leads to very uncomfortable social situations due to people outside the joke or instance not understanding that the entire thing was set up.

Hey, let's strogie Matt Damon tomorrow night, he'll never see it coming.
Goddamnit, I got strogied by Harrison Ford again.
Billy is definitely getting strogied tonight, he's going to look gay in front of everyone!

getting strogied by Count Chocula Brocula September 24, 2019

Stogie 

Someone who in any given scenario, takes more than they contribute/give

"My man is always asking for more blow j's yet he is never prepared to eat my sideways fish kebab. He's such a Stogie!"

Stogie by 4CG January 16, 2012

stogie poser 

someone who holds or chomps and cigar for the look rather than actually smoking it.

e.g., Wil Smiffff in his jiggy song...just bitin, its for the look, i dont like it

stogie poser by drewcifer March 20, 2004