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Chester Subway Station

In Toronto, Canada, it is by far the softest subway station in a city that is not quite soft. Usually crime and other mischevious activites go down at subway stations, however Chester station is in a soft neighborhood, so nothing ever goes down. It is between Withrow and Riverdale Park, hence its softness. Black people are rarely seen here.
Peter "I saw this nigga get smoked at the subway yesterday"
You "Nothing ever goes down when i use the subway"
Peter "what staion you use?"
You "Chester Subway Station"
Peter "Soft"
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Eradication Station 

A meme account on Instagram that only posts memes about lemons and kangaroo trivia.
Phone: eradication_station posted a photo.
Eradication Station: Do you know any kangaroo trivia? Lemons

weed from the gas station 

some random guy:don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro.If the nibba aint in ur contacts dont ever go to the gas station

Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station

Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro!

I'm HIDEOUS!
friend 2: bro what happened to your eye?

friend 1: Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro! I'm HIDEOUS!

person 2: ok

Suck me off at the next station 

The origin of this phrase stems from an Aboriginal woman who verbally fights with a man on a Brisbane train, remarking lines such as "this is my land", "ya dumb dog" and "suck me off at the next station" Therefore, it can be established that this phrase is indicative of bogan behaviour and is used as an insulting dare.
Aboriginal woman: "Suck me off at the next station please, suck my dick so hard, and I'll say yeah yeah! Bitch!"

Bogan kid: "Suck me off at the next station, lol"

Anti-stationwagonism 

A term made up by Ciro de Siena from cars.co.za about the fear of station wagons and moving away from station wagons and buying worthless crossover SUVs.
Anti-stationwagonism is very widespread in many areas of the world, apart from say Europe.
Anti-stationwagonism by KnorrGuy November 6, 2022

Battle Stations! 

A phrase often uttered by Captain Benjamin Sisko, commander of Deep Space 9. It is pronounced with a deep niggerish bas tone and underlying notes of urban hoodlum timbre with the intent to sound simultaneously dramatic and reassuring. Only a member of the nigger community wearing the Starfleet uniform may speak these words as white officers' utterance are far less effective in boosting crew morale.
Battle Stations! by Unclecrazy February 24, 2023