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Standing Blow-vation 

The act of receiving an amazing blowjob after a great show performance or a hard day at work.
Brad Pitt : Dude great job with that rad violin solo last night, the crowd went wild!

Me: Thanks man, if you think that crowd was wild, you should have seen that Standing Blow-vation that Cindy Lou gave me after!
Standing Blow-vation by OgJaw February 11, 2013
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last pan standing 

in halo custom games, the final person to be alive in infection-type games
New mombie. Last pan standing.
last pan standing by fishontheplate November 12, 2010

Sandringham School 

Sandringham school, aka the prison that achieves good grades but fucks with your mental health, is run by a headteacher who is obsessed with Tim Peake the astronaut and STEM, and who seems to strongly dislike children.
The maths department is well known for its constant creation of new, bullshit rules, which shouldn't be allowed but are due to scary teachers, and the languages department for their rediculous hatred of Google Translate.

The art department has blocked sinks and a constant lack of equipment, despite Sandringham once being an arts school.
My years at Sandringham School were some of the shittiest of my life.

out-fucking-standing

This was a common Marine Corps Drill Instructor phrase that could be used in a sarcaatic context and but also has meaning within the context of a bonafide compliment.

In sarcastic context it is used to immediately reinforce the message that someone had just screwed up so royally that
it would permanently alter people's perceptions about that someone from that moment onward.

In the positive context it means that your applaud and commend the actions of another with the goal of motivating them to high levels of performance.
Sarcastic usage: Young man has to go to her father and explain that she is pregnant and you are the father. His first words: "Out-fucking-standing! Want to go hunting with Dick Cheney?" In this context the delivery is slow with deliberate accent heavily on the "out," the "fuck," and the "stand." There is also a slight pause between each syllable.

In the positive context no heavy accenting nor does one pause between syllables but the comment is meant in a way that encourages and motivates to new levels of performance.
Context: Your girlfriend shows up in a coat, opens it to display nothing underneath, and stares you in the eye with desire. Your reply is a happy: "Out-fucking-standing@"

slanderino 

To be all up on someone's wang and call them out on their lies. To do this would be "slanderino"
Yo these op's are coming up here on my wang committing all types of slanderino

A Standing Ovation

After great sex, you pull out and clap for your still erect penis, letting it go flaccid to a round of applause.
β€œIt was great, after I finished I immediately gave myself a standing ovation.”
A Standing Ovation by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020

Chad Standing 

The art of not moving while looting and shooting in a battle royale game.
This guy is Chad Standing out in the open.
Chad Standing by Johnnyll July 1, 2022