squank 

to break, fuck up, or manifest Murphy's Law at any time/

3 AM....nerdly white dude gets a flat right in the ghetto. His whole thing got squanked at that moment.

squank by delBeafus Montgomery October 30, 2003

squank 

to fornicate and or masturbate

I squanked that bitch till morning

squank by Giant Cockasaurus August 9, 2003

squank 

a chubby little baby, dribbling from the mouth

awww look at the lil squank!

squank by gineyMC December 9, 2008

squank 

so basically its the superlative of skank... as in the same way u say, fast, faster, fastest, u say damn ugly, skank and squank.

Look at the SQUANKy gurl man.

squank by pukstar June 16, 2004

squank 

the act of farting,to fart

"That squank really stinks"

squank by donk026 October 24, 2004

Squank 

An overwhelming disgust or unpleasantness.

Can you believe how squank her hair is?
That picture made me feel squank.

Squank by TheSquankMan April 21, 2018

Squank 

Referring to a young man who has a strong love of computers and programming, but is physically disabled and tends to waddle like a penguin. "Squank" can also refer to the noise that someone would make if they don't get their way in life. A "Squank" also typically follows the beliefs of his or her or zhe or zher God, Donald J. Trump, and verbally obliterates all Left-leaning disabled members of society who stand in his way, or "F*cking Libtards" in his words.

Wow, I've seen many squanks today yelling at Best Buy employees. Jeez, there's another one making Jimmy cry for genuinely believing Socialism will work in the USA.

Squank by Swedish_Born March 24, 2019