ball shrinking cold 

The exact opposite of "ball searing hot" and "hot as balls."
So cold a man's testicles shrivel up.

Dallas in the dead of winter can actually get ball shrinking cold- especially when it snows.

ball shrinking cold by Genna May 4, 2004

shriekling 

Pejorative name for a loud, screeching child.

I don't like going to restaurants much anymore. The breeders always bring their little shrieklings along and ruin the meal for me.

shriekling by Miz Daisy Cutter April 30, 2006

Sprinking 

A generic term describing some sort of weird, creepy, stupid, or just plain annoying action or saying of someone else. It is derived from the last name of an odd member of a high school debate team and, like many things in the debate community, is only used when other debaters are present. The best effect is achieved when said with a derisive tone. While the original meaning had a somewhat dirty connotation, the current interpretation applies to any action deemed unacceptable or gross.

Riggsy: "I will eat your children and sleep on their bones!!!"
Mr. Awesome: "Dude, quit sprinking!"

...

"Why is he eating paper?"
"It's ok, he's just sprinking."

Sprinking by Mr. Awesome, Debate Champion March 11, 2007

sprinkledge

definition: false alarm to the commencement of rain or sprinkle , just enough precipitation excreting from an extremely dark thunder cloud to notice rain drops but before one can say the word. The event has subsided.

A common occurrence in Southern Arizona, Just when you thought it was about to rain the sun returns and it is once again 110 degrees. But now humid as well.

One might noticed 3 to 4 rain drops of rain, Sprinkledge, on the skin. Uncertain if a bird has taken a dump on them or if it might b, that for the first time in 10 months, raining. You glance to the sidewalk below to notice it is completely dry. You then glance up to the sky to observed a thunder cloud dissipate before your eyes.

sprinkledge by Robin Banks 4 real ; ) July 22, 2015

scrote shrinking 

What happens to the scrotum in cold weather

Damn! This is some scrote shrinking cold

scrote shrinking by srstein January 25, 2021

springing the pogo

To masturbate. "springing" as the name suggests, is the repeated up and down jacking of the "pogo" stick, which of course is ... ya dick!

"OMG! What are you doing!?"
"Well honey, i'm springing the pogo! Check it out, ima bout to set a world record!"

"U don't jack it!? Shit, i've already sprung it twice since i've been here!"

springing the pogo by cjohnson85 July 26, 2008

Sinkling 

When your friend Mike pisses in the kitchen sink that is still full of dishes.

I walked out of my room and Mike was sinkling while eating cashews.

Sinkling by Douche June 15, 2003