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Smoldering Stick 

The smoldering stick is a sex position. And here is how it goes...
Step 1: Dip your wiener in alcohol/flammable fluid.
Step 2: Light it on fire.
Step 3: Quickly wrap it in cotton candy.
Step 4: Let a chick blow you.
Hey babe wanna give me a smoldering stick?

scoldering 

A combination of the words smoldering and scolding, often used in referring to a rapper's rhymes.
He spits something scoldering hot.
scoldering by JFATX July 12, 2006
Similar to doggy style positiong but involving anal penetration. The guy gets right ontop of the girl with his legs on the inside of hers. Limb order from front: girls arms, guys arms, guys legs, girls legs. This produces the 8-legged effect.

At the point of ejaculation the guy pulls out and cums all over the bed in a wide spray pattern creating a 'web'. The couple then collapse onto it and sleep in the 'web'

Spidering
Ezz: I can't believe we slept in your cum last night
Chris: Thats what happens when you've been spidering, the web was cosy wasn't it!
Spidering by Chrisanezz October 30, 2010
When a guy cums in his hand, and shoves it up the woman's vagina. This is what spiders do when they mate.
Dude: I came before I could get it in, so all she got was a spidering.
spidering by Trevor Aniston March 4, 2008

SNOODELING

two uncircumsised men standing in front of each other, penis-to-penis using their foreskin to masturbate each other
Justin and Matt were out in the parking lot snoodeling like crazy after work last night
SNOODELING by creg September 18, 2006

Speedering 

Riding really fast on your speeder, for long, seemingly endless, periods of time. (Usually spoken between two ore more persons while playing/talking about a futuristic vehicle that hovers above the ground)
Tycho: "I hate missions that involve long distance walking."

Gaijin: "Wait until you get to lvl 40 and you have long distance speedering."
Speedering by Chrissmasseuss December 28, 2011