Skip to main content

sponsored IPO 

(FINANCE) an initial public offering of stock in a company by a private equity fund that already owns it.

ILLUSTRATION
Suppose we have a company, HCA, that currently a publicly traded corporation. Now, some people with a lot of money arrange to borrow even more money, buy ALL the stock in HCA, and then turn it into a private corporation. All of the shares of stock are withdrawn and the company no longer has to publish its financial data with the SEC.

In theory, the new ownership can totally restructure the management; invest in new assets; divest old assets; retrain staff; or otherwise refurbish HCA so it does its job better and more cheaply. After doing this, it sells the new HCA to the public for much more than it paid for it, and everyone comes out a winner.

In practice, PE fund raids HCA to the tune of $2.5 billion and saddles it with the gigantic finance costs of its own LBO. Investors think they're buying a set percentage of HCA when they buy shares, but they're really just extending the process of vacuuming cash from the pockets of investors.
MIKE: So I hear that KKR and Bain Capital are selling HCA back to the public. A new IPO, huh?

MARGARET: Avoid it. Ordinary IPO's by companies going public for the first time are doing much better.

MIKE: But that's crazy! It's a sponsored IPO! By KKR and Bain Capital! It's got to be good! They'll still own most of HCA afterward, so they'll do what it takes to make sure the price stays high.

MARGARET: No, they don't care what the share price does so long as they get your money out of you. In the meantime, they've looted the company in the most inefficient way possible: using an LBO financed with junk bonds.

MIKE: Ouch, I guess my head is glad I talked to you about it but my heart is a greasy stain in the pavement.
sponsored IPO mug front
Get the sponsored IPO mug.
See more merch

Raid Shadow Legends Sponsorships

In YouTube there is a certain powerhouse about sponsorships where they get the YouTubers to say "Today's video is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends, one of the biggest mobile role-playing games of 2019 and it's totally free! Currently almost 10 million users have joined Raid over the last six months, and it's one of the most impressive games in its class with detailed models, environments and smooth 60 frames per second animations! All the champions in the game can be customized with unique gear that changes your strategic buffs and abilities! The dungeon bosses have some ridiculous skills of their own and figuring out the perfect party and strategy to overtake them's a lot of fun! Currently with over 300,000 reviews, Raid has almost a perfect score on the Play Store! The community is growing fast and the highly anticipated new faction wars feature is now live, you might even find my squad out there in the arena! It's easier to start now than ever with rates program for new players you get a new daily login reward for the first 90 days that you play in the game! So what are you waiting for? Go to the video description, click on the special links and you'll get 50,000 silver and a free epic champion as part of the new player program to start your journey! Good luck and I'll see you there!" This is very annoying because I just want to watch your !!!!ing video you dullard. Just get on with the video.
Do you seriously watch through all of the Raid Shadow Legends Sponsorships? I despise you.

Sponsorchip 

To secretly and anonymously donate a bowl of hot chips to a group of people at a pub or bar.

The intention is to make them think that the bowl was brought to their table by mistake, giving them the illusion that they scored a free snack that should have been delivered to someone else.

You then watch them try to work out how it could have happened while they eat and enjoy their 'stolen' chips.
Drinker1: That group of guys over there looks hungry, lets send them a snack.

Drinker2: Yeah right! Lets sponsorchip 'em.
Sponsorchip by WarrenMad November 29, 2010
In Poland and possibly other Central European countries, the English word "sponsor" is used to describe a usually older, wealthy man who gives a young female friend money to help her through college, etc. He usually gets sex in return. She usually searches for him through an agency or web site. Both the man and the woman may have other steady partners. Neither the man nor the woman will admit the practice is prostitution, as the couple have a steady friendship and may go on clandestine holidays together, etc. The practice is far less normal in post-feminist Western Europe or North America, where it would be considered prostitution.
Magda from Warsaw posted an advert on the internet looking for a sponsor. She had the looks and the charm, and needed the money to finish her law degree. Her ideal man was about the same age as her father, from somewhere like England or America and good looking. That would make sleeping with him a little easier.
sponsor by Traveler12 March 31, 2007
a) A car (usually on highway) constantly going over the speed limit, which you can follow so, in case traffic police with radar shows up, it gets caught and fined before you, allowing you to drive fast without getting a speeding ticket.

b) Rich man who gets women only because his fat wallet not his personal characteristics (looks, personality, etc.)
a) "See that BMW, who just passed us? Speed up and follow him, he will be our sponsor."

b) "OMG, look! Cathy is together with another fat, ugly bastard. Her previous sponsor must have run out of money!"
sponsor by sagaris April 16, 2009

sponsored content 

Snonym for advertisement or click-bait. Also called "promoted content", to trick the people who *finally* figured out sponsored content also means "bullshit follows".

It's usually some picture completely out of context for the advert, just there to draw your attention to the fraudlent, errr, sponsored content. These spurious pictures used to bounce around in their frames, before the Geneva Convention outlawed those mechanisms (and HTML flash tags) as crimes against humanity.

Underneath each spurious photo will be a partial headline designed to create a curiosity or "intellectual" itch that needs to scratched. For instance, "Doctors recommend that all parents of three headed babies do this..". Sometimes these lies, err, partial headlines are keyed to you location, in order to astonish you that something "important" is happening nearby. For instance "If you live near Ulan Bator, your mortgage could be paid...". Sponsored content usually appears in groups of four to six turds, or frames, at the end of an article. Nowadays, a real story may lurk in the fecal matter, to try to fool you into clicking on one of the nearby stools.
1) Never click on sponsored content; it can summon the devil, or something even more evil from Taboola!

2) "Sponsored content" is related to "useful" as "Jussie Smollett" is to "truthful".

Company Sponsored Hangover 

When you go to work the day after a night out paid for by the company.
Evan: Have you heard, the Office Xmas Party's on a Thursday this year. Best take Friday off huh?
Sarah: No way; company sponsored hangover ;).