shovelling coal

To insert your first and second fingers into another persons anus, and scoop out some shit.

Matt:I really like it, but shovelling coal leaves your fingers smelling for days.
Jonas:nice.

shovelling coal by absinthe smelling mick January 2, 2011

Tom Snelling

This guy who used to like me
he was a lanky dero who had vary hairy legs
plays for A's
has a gears of war myspace backround

Tom Snelling was walking passed me and then ran away and was hiding for the rest of lunch so he couldnt ask me out

Tom Snelling by Todd_skate15 October 16, 2008

Snellings 

The act of excessive ejaculation, between eight and ten occurrences, during one 24-hour period.

Carl: "What have you been up to lately?"

Fred: "I've been working on my Snellings the last few days. I got to 10 'rub-em-outs' two days ago. That last jank was shooting sawdust."

Snellings by Freemone233 August 28, 2010

Shovelling 

The act of spooning as enacted by fatasses.

Dude, I just walked in on your fatass parents shovelling!

Shovelling by AsstootObservations December 4, 2010

shovelling shit up hill without a barrow 

Having anal sex, marmite mining, bum stabbing, chutney ferreting, bum bashing, poo pipe poking

The dirty bastard tried to shag me up the arse. It's not normal, it's like shovelling shit up hill without a barrow. It's just not right!

shovelling shit up hill without a barrow by Olivia123 November 11, 2007

Snelling 

You yell your sneeze randomly around friends.

Snelling: ACHOOO!

Friend: Holy crap!

Snelling by God_of_Death July 14, 2011

Sniveling Omega 

Sniveling Omega

Jeff is such a weak, uninformed pussy. I totally dominate him. He is the definition of a sniveling omega.

Sniveling Omega by Mike Hunt 1010 October 28, 2020