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Pacheco Sneaker 

You take a dump in somebody's shoes without them knowing it, especially when they are passed out drunk.
After Ryan passed out, they drunk jenga'd him and gave him a pair of Pacheco Sneakers.
Pacheco Sneaker by TastyMcJuicy March 27, 2009

Sneakernet

The act of carrying data from one computer to another computer via walking and not a p2p file share
Steve: Mike are you still running at 56k?
Mike: Yeah, it is just faster for me to use the Sneakernet to transfer data between my computers rather then over my dial up connection.
Sneakernet by XxmusicmanxX January 13, 2009

sneakernet

"sneakernet" - a mechanism for moving files *manually" from one place to another
Floppy Discs, Compact Flash, two computers and a pair of sneakers
sneakernet by dgallagh May 4, 2003

sneakers o'toole 

A stubborn man who refuses to take his sneakers off. He also likes to a sing a jaunty tune whilst walking.
"I'm not takin my sneakers off, I am Sneakers O'Toole!"

sneaker head 

One who is in love with but not limited to Jordans, Forces, Dunks, Maxes, etc.

Willing to camp out and face lines that wind around blocks for a pair of once in a lifetime exclusives!

On the verge of bankruptcy because the addiction is THAT serious.

Misunderstood by non sneaker heads as wasting money and are constantly told that they will get over it or that "it's just a phase.

Likely to kill you if you step on their kicks.

Running out of closet space because the boxes can only stack up so high...

Marks calendar for release dates and hates seeing fakes.

Lives for the first time they open the box and that new sneaker smell just fills up the air. HATES CREASES.
Person A: Yo Shirley doesn't stop buyin shoes! She just got another pair of Jordans..

Person B: Damn, she's a sneaker head...

I AM A SNEAKER HEAD

sneaker poo

When you're out in public and go to the bathroom thinking you're only going to pee and a poo sneaks out making your 2 minute bathroom visit into 15 minutes.
Jenn went to the bathroom at the restaurant and came out 15 min later, her friends knew it was a case of the sneaker poo!
sneaker poo by Hudge72 May 6, 2017