Slovenia Rules

A set of rules that one can choose to use when playing soccer. When playing by Slovenia Rules you may use your hands, grab your opponent, punch your opponent, stab your opponent, and pretty much do anything that is not allowed by the regular set of soccer rules. Also, under Slovenia Rules you may call back a goal that your opponent has made for no reason whatsoever.

Player 1-"Hey that guy just picked up the ball and threw it into the goal"
Player 2-"They must be playing by Slovenia Rules"

Player 1-"GOOOOAAAALL!!!"
Player 2-"No, we're calling it back"
Player 1-"What?!? Why?!?"
Player 2-"Slovenia Rules dude"

Slovenia Rules by acard June 22, 2010

back to slovenia 

a comment indicating that a woman you've just seen is not attractive enough to warrant your attention or entry into a party, bar, or event. from the scene in the movie "Ali G Indahouse" when he proposes an immigration policy in the UK of only allowing "fit women" into the country. A procession of hotties comes by and he goes "fit, fit, fit, fit..." and a homely girl comes by and he goes, "BACK TO SLOVENIA"

So these random chicks tried to get into the party but I was like hey, back to slovenia!

back to slovenia by Mr. 60613 October 4, 2005

slovenian

Resident of Slovenia.

Look how smart and good-looking this Slovenian is!

slovenian by slovenac August 27, 2003

Slovenian

The sexiest language in this world. Forget spanish, this will make a girl wet in just one word. Especially if Blaž says it.

Daaaamn did i pee my pants or is this Slovenian?

Slovenian by Fjuflover December 24, 2019

Slovenian Power Wank 

To wank, or be wanked, in a particularly aggressive or over-enthusiastic manner. Usually involves an element of discomfort on the part of the person whose penis is being so manipulated.

Origins disputed, though commonly thought to stem from the mastubatory practices of Slovenian men, who, too used to driving tractors with rusty or stiff gear sticks, would manipulate their penises in a similarly vigorous fashion.

Nowadays if you are being wanked in such a fashion it is unlikely that the man wanking you is a genuine Slovenian tractor driver.

P: Bloody hell - he was pulling on my dick so hard it almost came off!

R: Oh - do you not enjoy a Slovenian Power Wank?

Slovenian Power Wank by meck meck meck meck April 5, 2010

Slovenian foot job 

when a female beets ur meat with calloused feet

yo my homie günter be gettin a slovenian foot job tonight

Slovenian foot job by 🅳🅰🅽🅽🆈 🅳🅴🆅🅸🆃🅾 August 12, 2020

The Slovenian Sphinx 

nickname for Melania Trump

The Slovenian Sphinx was the most linguistic First Lady in US history and was the first to appear in an adult publication.

The Slovenian Sphinx by Coop Dupe January 17, 2020