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Pizza Sloot

The sloot behind the pizza counter
That stupid pizza sloot was salmon leaping EVERYWHERE!!!

Fake Sloot 

Analogous to Cock Tease: An attractive girl who is flirtatious and appears to be easy to close but always ends up backing out at the last minute.
Speaker 1: "omg look at all these sloots at the club tonight"
Speaker 2: "nah dude, they're all fake sloots...they'll just make you buy drinks and then dip out"
Speaker 1: "I hate fake sloots!"
Fake Sloot by pkallday2012 February 11, 2012

Pepsi Sloot 

–noun extremely Informal .

1. a coke whore with no class* who has been put on internet blast

*Some may argue that coke whores already have no class, but those same people have never seen Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface.
Did you see that coke whore Trinity? She made put on blast dot com? such a pepsi sloot

loot sloot

An alternative to the "money honey" nickname for ladies on CNBC. Loot sloot describes a female who will do stuff for money, and not much of it.
Steve and Vito are sitting in the office watching CNBC. Vito sez to Steve, "Check out the loot sloot on Morning Call, I'd love to get into her portfolio."
loot sloot by SK19 May 11, 2006

van der Sloot 

To appear randomly in the background of someone's vacation photos.

Knowing that eventually this photo will be the only evidence of you being in a specific location prior to the disappearance of one of more persons.
My wife and I were trying to pose for this photo on the beach, and this guy totally van der slooted us and ruined the whole trip.
van der Sloot by Benny Peme September 6, 2010

sloot magoo 

A polite way of telling your friend that you think that a girl is a slut.
Guy: Hey, look at that slut in that short dress!
Girl: Excuse me, that's a hurtful thing to say! Call her a sloot magoo, that's a less offensive way to put it.
Guy: Sorry, yeah that sloot magoo over there in her slooty magoo dress!
Girl: Yeah your right! Can't believe she would wear something like that!
sloot magoo by Chemistryishard March 13, 2017