Slobbin Knockers 

Huge tits that are large, but too big to be considered attractive.

randy:"dude that chick has huge tits"
brad:"yea, too bad they're slobbin knockers though."

Slobbin Knockers by peanutbuttermansux June 23, 2016

sobbing

convulsive gasp made while weeping; cry uncontrollably

There's one thing that you gotta do
to make me still want you:

Gotta stop sobbing now!!!!

sobbing by delpili August 17, 2007

hog slobbin' 

The official term for when you are having sex with a fat girl from the country.

"Yo, where's my boy Kermit at tonight?"
"Oh, that lil' green dude is out hog slobbin' tonight with Piggy, yo."

hog slobbin' by Dat Blessed Dude October 5, 2016

tipsy sobbing

when your lightweight of a mother takes one too many sips of wine and can't stop laughing which then leads to mascara-filled tears running down her cheeks as she attempts to catch her breath while also hiccuping.

Oh god— Mom, you've only had three sips and you're already tipsy sobbing.

tipsy sobbing by lilyandyy December 27, 2021

Slobbin’ Goblin 

Someone that just loves to slob the knob. Loves to suck dick and gobble the goo. Can’t get enough. Always got a mouthful.

Rachel is a slobbin’ goblin.

Slobbin’ Goblin by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

literally sobbing 

How you respond/comment to something extremely sad or funny when tears come to your eyes, but all you do is sit there staring at your screen and/or convulsing

'I'm literally sobbing rn'

literally sobbing by GirlwholovesFandomtoomuch February 28, 2017

Red Slobbin 

1. Another name for Red Robin

2. Getting under the table dome at Red Robin

3. Receiving dome until your member turns red

1. Hey man lets go to Red Slobbin

2. Are you gonna give me a Red Slobbin at Red Slobbin

3. Dude you gave me a Red Slobbin!

Red Slobbin by dbyrd342 October 22, 2022