slizzard 

Unkown, but typically can refer to a state of intoxication so drunk that you can't form sentences and start making up words. Then it can mean just about anything. Can be shortened to slized if also high.

Getting slizzard like a g6.

That drink got me so slizzard.

Yo, Mr. Gregory I got so slizzard off your test.

I slized your mom

You dude I got slizzard, and then also slized.

slizzard by Iamtheother January 15, 2011

Slizzard 

When a straight girl gets so drunk she turns into a lesbian.

Mandy got so "slizzard" she made out with every chick.

Slizzard by Mamalicabubuday September 3, 2013

slizzard 

An inebriated state brought on by alcoholic slushies or other blended iced drinks.

We were totally slizzard last night at the movie theater. Thank god for whoever invented mini bottles of vodka.

slizzard by Clara Flaudenhosen October 27, 2010

slizzard 

when a person is both drunk and high

That guy who passed out it so slizzard!

slizzard by myguitar March 6, 2011

slizzard 

When girls get so drunk that they hook up with other girls.

Judy: Did you hear she hooked up with another girl at the party last night?!
Karol: Yeah, she was definitely slizzard!

slizzard by guuwrl November 19, 2010

Slizzard 

A term for a really shitty girl who is very promiscuous, shallow, manipulative, and materialistic. A slizzard is probably pretty attractive, wears nice clothes, is definitely a gold digger, and acts way too good for everyone. Term is derived from NY Pop Punk Band With the Punches.

Dude 1: Hey man did you go on that date with Ashley on Thursday?

Dude 2: Nah, man. She's such a f*cking slizzard.

Slizzard by captainlandpirate. November 14, 2010

Slizzard 

Slizzard is when a girl takes a guy's balls and puts them between her armpit.

Hey Suzie, do you wanna slizzard me?

Slizzard by ChawillCha November 14, 2010