Side-hoe Share definition Flag A guy that you have talked to at some point. Damn whitney, you got all these side-hoes! ( that white boy, the one from jimmy johns, the tall one, fuck face, etc, etc.) Side-hoe by Thats right bitch December 13, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the Side-hoe mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch