shit shower shave and shampoo 

getting yourself ready to go out.

lachlan: hey mate you wanna come over to my place?
ben: yer just let me shit shower shave n shampoo first. hokay?

shit shower shave and shampoo by blommy May 22, 2005

Golden Shit Shower 

When you piss in someone's arse hole and they then shit it out

My friend threw up before dessert so told him to N down. He passed out so we gave him a golden shit shower. Was good craic all round.

Golden Shit Shower by Smotiram May 29, 2019

shit shower 

The act of someone shitting all over someones face/head/back/neck/mouth for reasons of either pure revenge of some guy taking your girl or if someone is sick enough to want you to do that during sexual encounters.

After we beat him senseless for the disgrace, we all gave him a shit shower

shit shower by wezzman85 (AIM) April 25, 2005

shower of shit 

fast, aggressive, strong

she may look small but that V8 goes like a shower of shit

shower of shit by tacklezzz September 19, 2025

shit and shower 

(Verb) The act of taking a shit, then immediately showering as an alternative to wiping ones ass. Usually practiced my young males.

"Curses, the toilet paper is out, guess its time for a shit and shower."

shit and shower by Lusty McLester November 14, 2005

shit and shower 

A routine done by the average male in which he takes a shower immediately after a shit.

JIM: Hold on, I gotta take a shit and shower.

shit and shower by Alen A. June 16, 2004

shit and shower 

how prison inmates would describe a short term sentence in prison such as one or two months

there long enough for a shit and shower and then go home

shit and shower by blue ship October 5, 2006