Shmedium

–noun
1. any size Medium shirt (especially a T Shirt) worn by a man whose body-size would usually require a size Large shirt for comfort, worn for the accentuating affect it gives to musculature of the torso and arms; The resulting effect is similar to that of a medium-sized person wearing a size Small shirt.

2. a nickname for a man wearing such a shirt

Jeremy - "Rob, come on up here!"
Rob - "What size shirt you got on?"
Jeremy - "Fuck you."
Rob - "The price you pay when you rock a shmedium in this place."
-Season 3 Episode 8 of 'Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory'

Shmedium by MuseeRouge December 19, 2010

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Smexie

An annoying term mostly used by thirteen year old girls talking about their "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" on a picture comment on myspace about how "sexy" they are.

"smexie buttt lol i own ilyyy"

Smexie by sockersweetie3 February 22, 2009

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Shrexican

Most typically over weight, bald Hispanic males who resembles Shrek. Usually seen wearing over sized NFL jerseys, shorts and high top basketball shoes.

Man, did you see that giant vato wearin' the Raiders jersey? He looked like a Shrexican.

Shrexican by aldeshsa May 5, 2009

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reinsurance shmeinsurance

reinsurance is a term to describe the practice of insurance companies re-insuring themselves against a risk so as to spread the possible effect of a large claim between more companies and therefore lessen its impact -the expression 'reinsurance shmeinsurance' was first used (by myself) to describe the lack of interest i felt when i spent a whole days training on the subject....

q: what did you think of todays training session?

a: aaaaah, reinsurance shmeinsurance!

reinsurance shmeinsurance by Matthew Lockwood August 18, 2006