Shit me sideways with a screwdriver 

Something to scream when you stub your toe or headbutt a doorframe

*Stubs toe*
"SHIT ME SIDEWAYS WITH A SCREWDRIVER"
*walks on like nothing happened"

Shit me sideways with a screwdriver by Legitnotspam March 29, 2015

shit me 

kiddin me, used when some one something you absouletly disagree with

person 1:Check My foot work, check my foot work, ye ain't got these
(ugly tore up filas)
person 2: Shit me, ain't nobody want those

shit me by Jessica boots boots April 15, 2006

shitn me

tellin a really big lie

man 1: Man I robbed that fool for 10,000$
man 2: Nigga you shitn me.

shitn me by SmileyTattoos July 7, 2006

shit me a storm 

Kind of like the phrase: "cry me a river" but used for people who like to bullshit big things. Don't forget, storms are big

Jon: I made $1 Million Dollars just in a day
Edelynne: Shit me a storm

shit me a storm by r1cem4n April 19, 2020

shit me sour 

1. Meaning that your are in a shitty situation.

2. Being in amazement.

Ezra said "SHIT ME SOUR!!" as he burnt his finger.

Or

Henry said "shit me sour." cuz your dick was so small.

shit me sour by MOOsaidTheCow December 7, 2011

Shit me on the ass 

Another phrase for "fuck my life"

"That embarrassing video of you got 322 views"
"Well, shit me on the ass"

Shit me on the ass by Quadhouse June 6, 2016

shit me in the asshole 

when you're horny AF and ask someone to politely shit you in the asshole

Natalie dear could you please shit me in the asshole

shit me in the asshole by frank420blazeit September 22, 2016