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Grizzly Mint Ghost Shit

The phenomenon that occurs upon removing a lip of Grizzly Mint, during which the tobacco user feels as though he has to shit, but is unable to make himself do so.
Person 1: Yo, hurry up in there, I need to take a shit!
Person 2: Hang on man, I swear I've almost got it out... I've got a wicked case of Grizzly Mint Ghost Shit.
Person 1: Oh, in that case, take your time.
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Ghost Shit 

1. When you go into someones house take a fat shit, and leave without your presence being known.

2. when your at a friends/relatives house(or some one you don't even know) pinch a monster stinkloaf discard any evidence linking you to the crime(not the shit) and deny any such thing. (side note for full effect bathroom door must be opened wide.)
"Damn some nigga broke into ma crib n dropped a fat duece"

"Did you take a shit in my house and not flush!?"

"Nah mane it must have been a ghost shit."
Ghost Shit by DBIT September 19, 2009

ghost shit 

When you take a huge shit, but then 5 minutes later it still feels like you're shitting
I took a nice crap, but now I'm ghost shitting
ghost shit by MrLohr February 8, 2017

Ghost Shit 

The phenomenon that occurs when one goes to bed with the urge to take a shit, but wakes up without said urge.
"I went to bed last night and woke up with ghost shit."

Ghost shit 

A type of fart that smells like straight up shit, as if you think someone actually shat themselves, but they just farted.
Yo, I farted and everyone thought I shit in my pants but I told them it was just a ghost shit!
Ghost shit by OoopsIRockAlot June 3, 2013

Ghost shit 

(v) the act of taking a shit, wiping, and having nothing on the toilet paper
"dude something weird happened to me yesterday"

"what?"

"I took a huge shit but when I wiped there was nothing on the paper!"

"Oh then you must've taken a ghost shit"
Ghost shit by Mr. DookeyHead May 22, 2016

ghost shit 

When you bust a fat line of blow and you get the feeling of having to shit but it’s not there
I was so high on coke about to take a huge shit, but, alas, it was a ghost shit
ghost shit by netra88 July 2, 2019