K. Shane S. 

A man beyond any man I have ever met. He procedes any and all expectations I have ever had. He is the best friend anyone could ever have. A great father .. If I could keep him in my pocket and take him everywhere with me I would.. I love him!

I love k. Shane S.

K. Shane S. by Coffygrl February 10, 2010

no-shave shame 

noun- the feeling of shame and embarrassment a woman feels after she hooks up with a man when she decided not to shave or groom herself down there.

Typically the woman will not shave to prevent herself from being slutty but then she decides to shack up with a guy for the night anyways. She then regrets her decision not to shave.

Ashley, " Are you just getting home from Kyle's place?"

Katie, " Yeah I wasn't planning on hooking up with anyone so now I have a serious case of no-shave shame.

Ashley, "Guess you better hop in the shower and remedy that situation for tonight!"

no-shave shame by DatBecky November 7, 2010

Shave Slap 

Slapping someone after they shaved. This is the same as slapping someone after they've had a haircut.

My brother got a shave slap from me after he shaved his full grown beard.

Shave Slap by CaptainGill April 3, 2011

It's a Monday, Let's Have Some Fun 

Easily the stupidest phrase ever used, popularized somewhat by an awkward YouTube video from which plagiarized variation(s) have come. Makes little to no sense, and, in normal conversation, comes across as a huge force

1 - "it's a Monday, let's have some fun"
2 - "I can't believe that kid just said that"

It's a Monday, Let's Have Some Fun by Miiiike Jones September 13, 2012

Shave September 

The month of September all boys shave from their nose down to the tip of their junk

Dude you gotta shave it’s shave September

Shave September by minename August 30, 2020

Shit Shave Shingle Pain 

The act of shaving one's chest before sexual intercourse and getting a Cleveland Steamer. Within the next few days your chest will begin to grow welts and develop hives. If shit shave shingle pain is not treated, puss will start to blowout of large shingle sized bubble growing on your chest. If small shit animals form, call a doctor immediately.

Jimmy'Why are there red bumps on your chest Steve?'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'

Shit Shave Shingle Pain by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019

Shaver's Itch 

The red, irritatating spots that appear on your pores after you've shaved your pubic hairs when they start to grow back. Often mistaken for an STD / STI

There is no worse undeserving cock block than a shaver's itch.

Shaver's Itch by TheItch&TheClap February 23, 2011