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The Mount Everest Sexpedition 

The sexual position involving at least 6 inches of snow on the ground, a rickety sled, and a slutty broad. Lay said slutty broad on old rickety sled at the bottom of a very steep hill. Proceed to undress down to your birthday suit and prepare for your sexpedition. Now that the ground work is complete, finally thrust the slutty broad all the way to the top of the hill where you cum on her face to mark your victory of the completion of the sexpedition.
Kevin: Dude I just did the Mount Everest Sexpedition!
Tyler: No way! How did that go?
Kevin: Well I made it..... but i cant say the same for her......

all sexied-up 

When you get dressed up for some reason; When you look really good.
Wow! Aren't you all sexied-up in those pants. HAHA They're about to fall off." Becky..........heehee becky
all sexied-up by Sam May 26, 2005
1. (verb) To apply sexiness in an act that is typically difficult to pull off, or to make abnormal ease of a task that is anywhere from unlikely to damn-well-near impossible.
Hazim: "Yo Ayub, Acap sexied the Neurophysiology exam."
Ayub: "No way, what did he get?"
Hazim: "50 outta 60."
Ayub: "Damn, sexied is right."

or

Majed: "You wont believe what happened, they had the place surrounded, spotlights, SWAT, even a freakin helicopter, then outta nowhere the dude looks out the window, fires one shot from the .357 Mag, and the helicopter spins outta control and crashes all over their blockade. Then he walks outta there like he was strolling through the park!"

Omar: "Damn, he sexied that escape bro."

Majed: "Damn right he did."
sexied by Ayub May 7, 2008

Sexed Crazy 

1.To be fucked and or pleased unimagineable beyond ones own belief, every position and maybe a few one has never heard of..
2. To have intercourse (of many persuasions) for hours
Bff: "So how did the booty call go?"
Sexed: "OMG, Bitch I was sexed crazy!!??"
Sexed Crazy by Da_Bustii_0n387 January 1, 2012

sexied off 

to pass by with very sexy actions or noises.
Damn! A turbo-ed e30 just passed by, blow off valved, and sexied off!
sexied off by eddie ramos November 15, 2006

sexpeditionary 

sex·pe·di·tion·ar·y
(sekspəˈdiSHəˌnerē)
noun
a hot sweet well endowed horny romantic gentleman who's willing to travel more than a mile to have mindblowingly great sex with a sexy lover who's well worth the journey.
"She simply could not be happier ever since she started dating her amazing sexpeditionary lover; she can't stop glowing and she's always walking funny!"
sexpeditionary by sexentric September 12, 2017