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move along, nothing to see here 

A statement made my lazy South Park character Officer Barbrady. He says this every time there is a crime scene due to the fact that he is a lazy fat ass.
Stan: Holy shit dude, what just happened?

Officer Barbrady: Move along, nothing to see here

Mr. Garrison: Every time there is something in this town you just say 'move along, nothing to see here,' we want some god damn answers!

see eye to eye 

to agree with sb
We seem to see eye to eye on this issue. (We agree on this issue)
see eye to eye by elikaa November 8, 2013

nothing to see here 

Short for "nothing to see here, move along folks". A ironic or sarcastic phrase uttered by a person who feels that he/she has detected a hidden, usually unpleasant or sinister, deeper meaning of a story or event that the reporter or authority on that event wishes to conceal possibly to avoid upsetting the general public.

From the police phrase, "nothing to see here move along". which is often said to a crowd of people that have collected at the scene of an accident or crime and who the officer wishes to disperse without communicating the cause of the crime or accident.

The phrase is found in political commentary often on weblogs on hot button events like terrorism and political corruption.
Susan: "I read in the paper that the FBI has determined that the man who shot up the Israeli airline ticket counter at LAX had no connection to terrorism."

Fred: "Yeah sure, nothing to see here."

see straight to Florida

An English language slang term of American origin describing the ability to see someone's genitals.
"It was like steel, not steel, but hard plastic, and if you stood behind me you could see straight to Florida. You'll have to ask Boba Fett about that."
- Carrie Fisher (1956-2016), the actress who played Princess Leia in the "Star Wars" saga, talking about the Slave Leia Bikini from "Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi"

I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from 

Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.
"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

Tickets To See X 

Trigger warning

When someone either knows that they’ll die soon or they want to ask for help when they want to commit they say they have tickets to see X .
Miranda: Lindsey, I got tickets to see X.

Lindsey: I heard the concert is terrible. Don’t go. Let’s go to the movies instead, love.
Tickets To See X by gzmakally March 7, 2020