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Anyone or anything who acts, looks, or smells like a bacterially infected vagina, but most specifically a vagina with a yeast infection. Can also be used to describe any film covering or liquid that is damp, dirty, smelly, and soggy.
You sweltering scooch!
It smells like scooch in here.
There's scooch all over my ear.
Scooch by Wes and Sean September 21, 2005
the action of tailgating very tightly so no other car can get in front of you in a crowded situation on the road or parking lot after a game/graduation/etc
Seriously, did that guy just scooch me? Oh, I'm definitely getting in there and cutting him off.

Hey, you might want to scooch on up so that guy doesn't get in front of us.

Did that car just exhibit some scooching action?! Oh, no he didn't.
scooch by ceg gangstas December 19, 2009
It’s the splurge that comes out the cooch, it’s scooch
Scooch by Kimeroni November 15, 2017
Poop plain in simple. Or tacking a crap. The act of scooching.
Hey man your dog scooched all over my yard!
Scooch by Lunarburn February 28, 2013
"Waiters kept trying to scooch by."
Scooch by DemonKitty-Chan September 2, 2015
(Pronounced Skoo-sh) Yellow or white colored vaginal discharge. (Invented by an anonymous YouTuber)
Scooch by Blakeyo123 July 11, 2017