Selling 

When playing the game “NBA 2k19” and shooting contested shots and yelling GREEN and missing your shots.

You’re selling dude.
You air balled

Selling by Sell god March 9, 2019

selling popcorn

Selling popcorn

The act of standing by and doing nothing to effect or change events but attracting attention to the event itself none the less.

I was getting the crap kicked out of me and my buddy Mike was just standing around selling popcorn.

selling popcorn by Nathan McIntosh April 25, 2004

Salting The Grundle 

The act of pissing at the sky and trying to land it on the area between one's anus and genitals, commonly referred to as the grundle.

I would put on a pair of pants, but I just finished salting the grundle

Salting The Grundle by tromastuh February 7, 2019

selling petrol

Iconic lyric from The 1975s It's Not Living

Matty: dOinG whAt?
Fans: sElLinG pEtRol

selling petrol by isaiddhss:) October 19, 2019

Selling dreams 

1.The act of promising with no intent to act on it.
2.To intentionally deceive.

Guy: Hey boo we going to the show tonight?
Girl: Okay!!!
Guy: What time you want me to come get you?
Girl: I don't know yet, I'll call you when I'm ready.
Guy: Don't be selling dreams, you know I'm trying to get up with you.

*girl never calls and usually turns her phone off*

Selling dreams by Geri Young December 29, 2007

College Sailing 

The only sport on campus where you can compete and travel with members of the opposite sex. Must be adept at hiking out (hooking your feet under straps while hanging your butt over the edge of the boat) in all weather conditions and leaning in (to the bar) after the regattas. Typically a good sport for engineers who like the physics of how boats work and business majors who enjoy the sport's social side. College sailors will learn fun new vocabulary words like croakie, burgee, halyard and roll tack. Many students join college sailing teams for the cool swag.

I joined college sailing so I can travel to regattas, meet preppy guys and party at the yacht club.

College Sailing by Sailing Ace September 6, 2013

Sailing 

sailing: (v.) to manhandle the wind as to propel a sailboat on the very edge of catastrophe. see also: insanity, beastlyness, and epic.

Dude, you wanna go sailing today? It's blowing 35 knots

Did you expect me to say anything other than YES?

Sailing by MajorSailor December 21, 2009