fashion roadkill 

A model who trips and falls on the runway

Did you see her fall on the runway? She was fashion roadkill!

fashion roadkill by mmmgirl March 12, 2004

roadkill 

Bending over for someone while being fingered in the anus and being forced to shout out: "More! Please, master!"

So that's the guy who roadkilled me the first day I joined the Legion years ago.

roadkill by Nyana October 3, 2006

Roadkill Hot

1. When something is in the midst of being fucking sexually attractive and fugly at the same time.

2. In some tenses, this is a term that is used to define something sick and warped yet ironically humorous that would make a person obtain an erection of the penis when it would usually make most people walk away in the other direction.

Did you see that dead hooker lying on the curb of the street? Oh my god she was so roadkill hot! I wanted to bone the shit out of her!

Roadkill Hot by TecnhoHead June 18, 2011

limp roadkill

Where some men find a dead animal on the road, take it back home jack off to it and the last person to cum has to eat the animal.

Person 1: "Oh fuck I lost this round of limp roadkill fml!"

limp roadkill by D 0n k 3y Ar3 k00lzors October 7, 2009

Roadkill 

A cruel example of Darwinism in action. The animals that are either slow to move, or weak, or previously injured, or otherwise stupid enough to just stand there are weeded out by speeding motorists, and those who survive crossing the roads live to breed offspring that are more likely to get out of the way when an SUV driver on a cellphone hits the gas pedal.

Roadkill is comprised mostly of rodents, turtles, deer. The rest is composed of domestic animals bred for aesthetics.

Roadkill by AYB April 10, 2003

roadkill email 

When you receive an email you know is going to be so bad, you don't want to look but have to.

Monica: That guy is pissing me off. I know he's going to have sent a stupid email back, I and don't want to read it!

Phoebe: That sucks! But you better get back and read that roadkill email, so you can get back to him.

roadkill email by StupidGirl43 June 27, 2010

Armadillo Roadkill 

the act of providing a quotation in an essay without a proper introduction, which leaves the reader surprised due to the “out-of-nowhere” reference.

Did you read Sally’s essay? Her first paragraph starts with a quote…such an Armadillo Roadkill

Armadillo Roadkill by azizy15 November 21, 2011