Sturgeon's revelation 

A law similar to Murphy's Law that states: "90% of everything is crap".

Dawg how about eating a taco?

Naw shizzle. I dont eat random crap because of Sturgeon's revelation. Its probably crap.

Whatev homey. (eats it). SICK! THIS TASTES LIKE DIARRHEA!

Sturgeon's revelation by edwild22 March 2, 2009

Anti-disestablishment un-premature dabbing revelation

when you finally realize that dabbing is retarded and that every time you do it, you look like a complete lemming idiot.

Billy: The other day, I dabbed, and I hit a kid in the face! Hahah, what a loser!
Bob: Hey, you know dabbing is retarded and idiotic. Stop drooling on me, you cretin!
Billy: whoa! I just had an Anti-disestablishment un-premature dabbing revelation! I will never dab again!

Anti-disestablishment un-premature dabbing revelation by a babies goad May 4, 2017

Post-Sex Revelation

Pertains only to the male species.

After days of not receiving penil satisfaction a man gives in to his needs and goes yard with an unattractive woman. It is the exact moment when the man cums inside of this woman while staring her in the eye. He then realizes that he just finished a rendezvous with one of the ugliest woman he's ever met.

He decides this isn't the only wrong thing he's been doing with his life. He goes on to straighten completely out and become an outstanding citizen. After about a week of not getting poon he will likely get desperate and engage in the act again.

I'm serious man, just fuck an ugly girl when you're desperate. I quit smoking and started doing all of my homework just because of that post-sex revelation.

Post-Sex Revelation by Cowtoy August 15, 2012

Kiss of Revelation 

From "Superman": The kiss through which Lois Lane realizes that Clark Kent and Superman are one and the same. This term is fast becoming widely used amongst Shippers and other fans of the comics' romantic triangle with a twist.

We've been waiting since 1980 for the vindication of that mind-wiping Kiss of Forgetfulness and Smallville hath finally delivered, and with Super-Style, the Kiss of Revelation!

Kiss of Revelation by Die Hard Romantic SciFi Geek August 8, 2010

Sleep Revelation 

That one, bittersweet moment of intense fatigue due to an unhealthy lack of sleep, where you suddenly know EVERYTHING. You literally become the harbinger of infinite knowledge for a few moments before crashing out into a deep sleep, only to forget everything upon waking up.

*Person 1's bloodshot, baggy eyes widen in absolute awe.*
Person 2: Uh...
Person 1: Shut up! I've finally come to a realization, all the questions people have had that couldn't be answered, I know EVERYTHING, man, YOU MIGHT AS WELL SEND FOR THE POLICE!!!
Person 2: Wha--...
Person 1: SHUT UP!!! What comes after death? What's out there in space or the ocean? What happens when we use our brains to their full potential? What's the meaning of life? WELL I'LL TELL YOU! I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHIN--...
*Person 1 crashes into his pillow, experiencing the total nirvana that is the sleep revelation.*

Sleep Revelation by A Choking Melon May 11, 2013

New Year's Revelation 

Happens around January 15th with the realization that there's no way you'll be able to keep your New Year's Resolution.

Oh man, I was totally going to get in shape, but I ate that whole pizza and had a New Year's Revelation.

New Year's Revelation by VDG January 2, 2010

Dinner-revelation 

When you realize what you're going to have to dinner. This usally is a miracle for everyone who hates cooking.

I have not had any dinner-revelation yet.. i think we will have to starve today

Dinner-revelation by BouncyRob November 25, 2023