raping the cat

A euphemism for masturbating, derived from a bad pun relating to catgirl porn.

"Dude, I totally walked in on Dave raping the cat!"
"At least he waited until The Secretary was over, unlike last time..."

raping the cat by Xhihou July 22, 2008

Raping Physics 

A comment made by the uneducated which has to be rejected on sight, as it is against either the laws of physics or common sence.

guy1:"I just walked down the street in my boat."
guy2:"STOP RAPING PHYSICS >.<"

Raping Physics by Dark.arc December 14, 2008

Raping a dead horse

The extreme attempt to carry one something that is already resolved or no one cares about. The extreme case up the idiom, "beating a dead horse".

The cocky douche bag was beating a dead horse by rubbing his victory on the loser. However, he preceeded to raping a dead horse by talking trash to the loser for the next 20 years.

Raping a dead horse by whowantsrice February 8, 2010

raping the vape 

Aggressively orally sucking at the mouth piece of the vape for hours on end.

My boy and I sat on the corner, vigorously raping the vape, talking about our next oral position on the mouth piece!

They say that shit will give you cancer.

...yep.... * takes another drag*

raping the vape by Joke Of The Day 4 May 25, 2016

Raping Time 

The thought of someone who is attracted to a girl/guy who they want to have sexual relations with.

Mainly used as a joke.

Guy looks at girl.

Guy *thinks*: Its raping time!

Raping Time by Calv Lad March 31, 2009

Raping Shoes

Normally are Nikes , the shoes you can run well in to go perform the act of rape or such. Also can normally be said if you wish to steal , you get your shoes you can run and perfect other illegal acts.

Darek: Are you ready for the party yet?
Vincent: Hold on I gotta get my raping shoes on!

Raping Shoes by SourPunch April 3, 2017

raping reindeer 

When a person shits in your eye and hits you in the face.

Josh just gave Matt K. a raping reindeer.

raping reindeer by Tyler mcadoome December 8, 2006