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cuban raisin smuggler 

a sexual manuver, wherein the submissive, or bitch (gender undefined) performs oral sex on the dominator's anus, discovers a "raisin" or "pellet",and secretly takes it home. punishable in 39 countries by spankings and/or the tequilla moonrise
you bet you're ass i gave him the tequilla moonrise. i just strapped it on and gave it to his drunk bitch sister. that'll teach him to pull that cuban raisin smuggler bullshit.
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raisin smuggler 

some one with really tiny balls so as if to look like he was smuggling rasins
omg look at that guys sack it looks like he is smuggling a couple of rasins, what raisin smuggler
raisin smuggler by tug boat January 5, 2009

Raisin Snail 

The residue left on your chin after eating Nicks ass. Residue usually consists of feces, pubes, and hemorrhoid blood.
Damn, Nick got me good with a raisin snail after that booty sandwich!

Im glad nick left me a raisin snail, I needed to floss anyways.

Raisin Seed 

When someone who already has very small nuts get cold
Man it’s so cold out that I got Raisin Seeds”
Raisin Seed by BiggyButs December 10, 2024

the river raisin snot rocket 

When a male is receiving oral sex and about the time he cums he grabs his partner by the ears and cums til it comes out the other persons nose.
Dave: I gave Jackson the river raisin snot rocket the other day while he swung his jazz hands around and snot rocketed all over my dick.

Raising Cane's 

A badass chicken finger restaurant that is all over Louisiana, Missisippi, and Texas and now in Ohio!!
I have been waiting for Raising Cane's to open in Columbus for a yar now and I'm so excited that I'm going to eat there every day now!
Raising Cane's by thingsayer November 16, 2004

Raising Cane's 

Where Christians eat on Sunday's because Chick-Fil-A is closed.
Christian 1: Dude, let's go get some chicken after church!
Christian 2: We can't. Remember, it's Sunday; Chick-Fil-A is closed.
Christian 1: No, it's all good! We can go to Raising Cane's.
Christian 2: Oh yeah! Praise Jesus!
Raising Cane's by FegelFatso November 13, 2016